A premonition of things to come....

Dave and DFP were hanging out on TTA and planning an upcoming Salmon trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave logged off the site, frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the fishing site, they geared  up , they were shocked to see Dave was already there. He was already wading in the water, flicking his line out into the current, and flask in hand taking nice little sips of Bourbon.  

"How did you talk your Colonel into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. I went home from work last night and
slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"